You should know at least some toilet names!

 
It's really astonishing, the number of names that our dear Porcelain Goddess has been given during the ages! One can go to the toilet in order to drop some stuff in the toilet bowl, but one can also do this on a chamber pot, afterwards washing the tender parts on a bidet. Of course visiting the loo or bog is an option, not to mention the well-known going to the bathroom, also said the john AKA the shitter. And what about doing what you need to do in the dunny, the restroom of the shithouse? Or having a go on the dyke? Why, there's even the option of kangarooing the dyke! Of course one can have a nice crap on the crapper, or do the same in the lavatory or even, in more primitive areas, in the outhouse. In Europe one often goes to the wc, while in various countries a visit to the can, the pisser or even a public toilet is among the possibilities. The options to relieve ones innards are truly uncountable!