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- Toilet tips and articlesArticles, trivia, hints and tips connected with the bathroom or toilet.
- Bathroom triviaThe number of names given to our faithful bathroom or toilet is really astonishing. Alternative names for the crapper, to ponder while you're kangarooing the dyke.
- Toilet will not flushYour toilet bowl looks like a deep sea? It won't flush? Your friends at www.porcelaingoddess.com give useful hints and tips.
- Water damage preventionWhere there's water, there's the risk of leaks and damage. Read some tips on how to prevent water damage in your kitchen and bathroom.
- Your privacy, our policyPrivacy policy for "In praise of the Porcelain Goddess", a website by Jaap Verduijn.
- Antique bed pansAntique bedpans and vintage bedpans are collectors items. Sometimes they're combined with a urinal.
- Antique bidetsEvery now and then an antique bidet or vintage bidet can be found on eBay. Usually, these antique bidets are cherished collectors items of a strange and haunting beauty.
- Antique chamber potsIf you find a beautiful antique chamber pot or vintage chamber pot, there's no need to put it to its original use: as a flower pot it can be a fine conversation piece!
- Antique toilet variaAntique toilet varia and vintage toilet varia can be anything, there's no way of guessing what one might encounter on the vintage and antiques market.
- Antique urinalsAntique urinals and vintage urinals are not rare. Sometimes they're combined with a bed pan. When examining a vintage urinal or an antique urinal, please dont' spend too much time wondering what's been stuck in there...
- Bidet seatsA page for bidet seats, apart from the main bidets and bidet page with both bidets and separate bidet seats. The main difference is that the seat is an add-on to your toilet bowl, while a stand-alone bidet is a complete unit.
- Bidets allsortsAll possible bidets, bidet seats and add-on bidets. The aftermarket bidet seat is a very popular addition for the bathroom
- Chamber potsChamber pots are oldfashioned: modern comforts like inhouse plumbing, central heating and en-suite bathrooms have speeded up their disappearance. Many chamber pots on this page are either antique or vintage.
- Childrens pottyYoung children need to be trained when it comes to proper toilet use and potty use. Make it a pleasant and interesting experience, with a childrens potty that's a real pleasure to sit on!
- Childrens toilet trainingYoung children need proper toilet training, which can be a pleasant experience if you give your young child a potty that it likes. Other kids find a potty "childish", and prefer an adaptation to the grown-ups toilet.
- Collect toilet animaliaToilet accessoires are available in every variation, many of which are collectable. Some toilet collectables are funny, others decorate your toilet, still others are weird, creepy and scary. Here our toilet animalia: collectables with animals
- Collect toilet paperianaToilet accessoires and paraphernalia are eagerly collected. On this page our range of toilet collectables that have, in one way or another, to do with paper and tissue: toilet paperiana
- Collect toilet seasonaliaMany toilet accessories are collectable, quite endearing are the seasonal toilet accessories on this page. Not only Christmas!
- Collect toilet transportaliaMany toilet accessoires are collectable. Very popular are transportation related items, like admonitions not to use the trains loo while still in the station, and other railway signs. Our range of transportation oriented toilet collectables.
- Collect toilet weirdnessSkeleton, skull, gothic... toilet collectables that come in handy when you're constipated: they give a real meaning to the words "having the crap scared out of you" (grin)!
- Douches and hygienicsEnemas, douches, colon cleansers and other bathroom hygienics. Also vaginal syringes, and playfull anal stuff for both sexes!
- Paper holders aged, rustySome people like their artistic tissue holder to look brand new, others prefer it to be very old - or at least to appear old. That's how the "aged" and the "rusty" paper holders appeared on the toilet scene.
- Paper holders bronzeMetal or metallic look paper and tissue holders, bronze finish. If you want a bronze paper holder or a bronze finish tissue holder, you're on the right page
- Paper holders chromeChrome finished toilet paper holders. Toilet tissue holders chrome finished. Chrome is occasionally used in combination with nickel.
- Paper holders doggy styleToilet paper holders "doggy style" are very popular. Toilet tissue paper holders doggy style remind you of man's best friend, even in the direst of circumstances!
- Paper holders doubleIn times of trouble, use "paper holders double"! Moen Kingsley, Franklin, Decolav, Loroman and various other designs and brands
- Paper holders euro stylePaper holders euro style, tissue holders "euro". many varieties of bathroom accessories! A website by Jaap Verduijn.
- Paper holders fishing reelToilet paper holders (toilet tissue holders) in the shape of a fishing reel are good gifts for the keen fisherman or woman!
- Paper holders iron
- Paper holders magazines
- Paper holders metal
- Paper holders nickelPaper holders nickel, like Price Pfister and other brands of toilet tissue holders
- Paper holders outhouse
- Paper holders pedestal
- Paper holders pewter
- Paper holders recessed
- Paper holders varia
- Paper holders vintage
- Paper holders Western
- Paper holders wood
- Special toilets: composting
- Special toilets: medical
- Special toilets: portable
- Toilet bowls, elongatedToilet bowls are made in various shapes, the main ones being (sort of) round, or (sort of) elongated. There's no quality difference between the two: it's just a matter of shape. Some people prefer the one, some the other - on account of either taste, or s
- Toilet bowls, roundToilet bowls are mainly divided into the more or less elongated types, and the sort of round versions. It really is just a matter of shape and taste: some people prefer the one kind, some the other. Well known are the Kohler round toilet bowls.
- Toilet brush holdersDon't leave your toilet brush lying on the bathroom floor but get yourself a toilet brush holder or caddy which, if tastefully chosen, also brightens up your bathroom.
- Toilet seats acrylicOne of the cheapest yet most effective options is simply changing your toilet seat. Especially in the modern acrylic toilet seats there's an enormous choice.
- Toilet seats classiqueClassique toilet seats, like the famous Ginsey Classique toilet seats.
- Toilet seats clear
- Toilet seats cover sets
- Toilet seats designer
- Toilet seats elevated
- Toilet seats elongated
- Toilet seats heated
- Toilet seats leatherConsidering that leather always feels kind of warm to the skin, leather toilet seats certainly have an advantage! Cowhide seats, ostrich pattern leather seats, calfskin seats and much more.
- Toilet seats lucite
- Toilet seats padded
- Toilet seats painted
- Toilet seats plastic
- Toilet seats resin
- Toilet seats round
- Toilet seats vinyl
- Toilet seats western
- Toilet seats wood
- Urinals, two kindsUrinals, the "bed" kind and the "standing up" kind. Urinals from Kohler, American Standard, Gerber and other brands.
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