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  • Contact Porcelain Goddess
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  • Toilet tips and articles
    Articles, trivia, hints and tips connected with the bathroom or toilet.
  •  Bathroom trivia
    The number of names given to our faithful bathroom or toilet is really astonishing. Alternative names for the crapper, to ponder while you're kangarooing the dyke.
  •  Toilet will not flush
    Your toilet bowl looks like a deep sea? It won't flush? Your friends at www.porcelaingoddess.com give useful hints and tips.
  •  Water damage prevention
    Where there's water, there's the risk of leaks and damage. Read some tips on how to prevent water damage in your kitchen and bathroom.
  • Your privacy, our policy
    Privacy policy for "In praise of the Porcelain Goddess", a website by Jaap Verduijn.

  • Store Pages
  • Antique bed pans
    Antique bedpans and vintage bedpans are collectors items. Sometimes they're combined with a urinal.
  • Antique bidets
    Every now and then an antique bidet or vintage bidet can be found on eBay. Usually, these antique bidets are cherished collectors items of a strange and haunting beauty.
  • Antique chamber pots
    If you find a beautiful antique chamber pot or vintage chamber pot, there's no need to put it to its original use: as a flower pot it can be a fine conversation piece!
  • Antique toilet varia
    Antique toilet varia and vintage toilet varia can be anything, there's no way of guessing what one might encounter on the vintage and antiques market.
  • Antique urinals
    Antique urinals and vintage urinals are not rare. Sometimes they're combined with a bed pan. When examining a vintage urinal or an antique urinal, please dont' spend too much time wondering what's been stuck in there...
  • Bidet seats
    A page for bidet seats, apart from the main bidets and bidet page with both bidets and separate bidet seats. The main difference is that the seat is an add-on to your toilet bowl, while a stand-alone bidet is a complete unit.
  • Bidets allsorts
    All possible bidets, bidet seats and add-on bidets. The aftermarket bidet seat is a very popular addition for the bathroom
  • Chamber pots
    Chamber pots are oldfashioned: modern comforts like inhouse plumbing, central heating and en-suite bathrooms have speeded up their disappearance. Many chamber pots on this page are either antique or vintage.
  • Childrens potty
    Young children need to be trained when it comes to proper toilet use and potty use. Make it a pleasant and interesting experience, with a childrens potty that's a real pleasure to sit on!
  • Childrens toilet training
    Young children need proper toilet training, which can be a pleasant experience if you give your young child a potty that it likes. Other kids find a potty "childish", and prefer an adaptation to the grown-ups toilet.
  • Collect toilet animalia
    Toilet accessoires are available in every variation, many of which are collectable. Some toilet collectables are funny, others decorate your toilet, still others are weird, creepy and scary. Here our toilet animalia: collectables with animals
  • Collect toilet paperiana
    Toilet accessoires and paraphernalia are eagerly collected. On this page our range of toilet collectables that have, in one way or another, to do with paper and tissue: toilet paperiana
  • Collect toilet seasonalia
    Many toilet accessories are collectable, quite endearing are the seasonal toilet accessories on this page. Not only Christmas!
  • Collect toilet transportalia
    Many toilet accessoires are collectable. Very popular are transportation related items, like admonitions not to use the trains loo while still in the station, and other railway signs. Our range of transportation oriented toilet collectables.
  • Collect toilet weirdness
    Skeleton, skull, gothic... toilet collectables that come in handy when you're constipated: they give a real meaning to the words "having the crap scared out of you" (grin)!
  • Douches and hygienics
    Enemas, douches, colon cleansers and other bathroom hygienics. Also vaginal syringes, and playfull anal stuff for both sexes!
  • Paper holders aged, rusty
    Some people like their artistic tissue holder to look brand new, others prefer it to be very old - or at least to appear old. That's how the "aged" and the "rusty" paper holders appeared on the toilet scene.
  • Paper holders bronze
    Metal or metallic look paper and tissue holders, bronze finish. If you want a bronze paper holder or a bronze finish tissue holder, you're on the right page
  • Paper holders chrome
    Chrome finished toilet paper holders. Toilet tissue holders chrome finished. Chrome is occasionally used in combination with nickel.
  • Paper holders doggy style
    Toilet paper holders "doggy style" are very popular. Toilet tissue paper holders doggy style remind you of man's best friend, even in the direst of circumstances!
  • Paper holders double
    In times of trouble, use "paper holders double"! Moen Kingsley, Franklin, Decolav, Loroman and various other designs and brands
  • Paper holders euro style
    Paper holders euro style, tissue holders "euro". many varieties of bathroom accessories! A website by Jaap Verduijn.
  • Paper holders fishing reel
    Toilet paper holders (toilet tissue holders) in the shape of a fishing reel are good gifts for the keen fisherman or woman!
  • Paper holders iron
  • Paper holders magazines
  • Paper holders metal
  • Paper holders nickel
    Paper holders nickel, like Price Pfister and other brands of toilet tissue holders
  • Paper holders outhouse
  • Paper holders pedestal
  • Paper holders pewter
  • Paper holders recessed
  • Paper holders varia
  • Paper holders vintage
  • Paper holders Western
  • Paper holders wood
  • Special toilets: composting
  • Special toilets: medical
  • Special toilets: portable
  • Toilet bowls, elongated
    Toilet bowls are made in various shapes, the main ones being (sort of) round, or (sort of) elongated. There's no quality difference between the two: it's just a matter of shape. Some people prefer the one, some the other - on account of either taste, or s
  • Toilet bowls, round
    Toilet bowls are mainly divided into the more or less elongated types, and the sort of round versions. It really is just a matter of shape and taste: some people prefer the one kind, some the other. Well known are the Kohler round toilet bowls.
  • Toilet brush holders
    Don't leave your toilet brush lying on the bathroom floor but get yourself a toilet brush holder or caddy which, if tastefully chosen, also brightens up your bathroom.
  • Toilet seats acrylic
    One of the cheapest yet most effective options is simply changing your toilet seat. Especially in the modern acrylic toilet seats there's an enormous choice.
  • Toilet seats classique
    Classique toilet seats, like the famous Ginsey Classique toilet seats.
  • Toilet seats clear
  • Toilet seats cover sets
  • Toilet seats designer
  • Toilet seats elevated
  • Toilet seats elongated
  • Toilet seats heated
  • Toilet seats leather
    Considering that leather always feels kind of warm to the skin, leather toilet seats certainly have an advantage! Cowhide seats, ostrich pattern leather seats, calfskin seats and much more.
  • Toilet seats lucite
  • Toilet seats padded
  • Toilet seats painted
  • Toilet seats plastic
  • Toilet seats resin
  • Toilet seats round
  • Toilet seats vinyl
  • Toilet seats western
  • Toilet seats wood
  • Urinals, two kinds
    Urinals, the "bed" kind and the "standing up" kind. Urinals from Kohler, American Standard, Gerber and other brands.


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